"The Great White Pooch" by Miss M

Miss M has quite the reputation among Mr. B and our former fosters for her needy sleeping habits. It didn't take Miss M long to realize that Mr. B makes a pretty comfortable pillow.

Lucky for Mr. B, he gets to enjoy a short respite from Miss M, whenever we have a foster, such as Wilma

and Super Levi,

but it is not quite the same with Miss Bessie Belle, Mr. B is a bit confused why he is still the warm bodice for Miss M. As written in Miss M's memoirs: "Call me Miss M... Chief among all my endeavors is the marvelous cushion of the great pooch. Such a portentous and mysterious ottoman rouses all of my dreams," Miss Bessie Belle is Miss M's most elusive ottoman and pillow. Yet, there was one time, when Miss M came very close to capturing the great white pooch.
She started her voyage by testing the pillows and the limits of the great pooch's tolerance.

She laid to give the great pooch a false sense of security. 

 

Then she checked to ensure that the great pooch was sound asleep from her false sense of security,

and she plotted her plan of attack, we could see the wheels turning inside Miss M's little head.

Out of nowhere she swooped in, like a cheetah, a rather portly cheetah, for her most elusive ottoman. 

But, Miss Bessie Belle was wise enough to always sleep with one eye open and knew that Miss M was approaching. 

Poor Miss Bessie Belle has the look of terror in her eyes, as she ran quickly away from the grips of Miss M's monster arms. 

Unlucky for Miss M, Miss Bessie Belle just eluded her clutches  

and not became just another foster succumbed to Miss M's wiles.

PS. Did you catch the literary reference?

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