Pooches: Mr. B as furniture

When we got Ms. M her very own dog, we thought that she really wanted a companion, soon did we realize that all she wanted was her own mobile furniture. Poor Mr. B, rarely does he get to lay out without someone trying to use him as her pillow,

and headrest,

...how can this be comfortable for Ms. M...

or even a chair.

We tried to get Mr. B to do the same to Ms. M, but he was not going anywhere near her. None of these shots were staged and even though Mr. B looks completely miserable in some of the pictures, he doesn't move and takes the abuse from Ms. M.